“Hey, I’m Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Are you a Disney ride? Because I’d wait forever for you.”
“Are you Reddit stories? Because I’ll always listen to you.”
“I see you like tequila. Does that mean you’ll give me a shot?”
“Are you the school stairs? Because you take my breath away.”
“I don’t have any more pickup lines, but you can pick me up at 9.”
Rizz Lines
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